Wow, Ereth Just Told Me to F Myself

[retrodog]

:D

I thought he had some potential to get grumpy but that sort of surprised me.

Well technically, he told me, "So go **** yourself."

That really hurts. No, wait, it was just gas.

http://www.tivocommunity.com/tivo-vb/showthread.php?p=6167269&highlight=careless#post6167269

[bruab]

Well rest assured, I still love you retro. <smooch>

[Turtleboy]

:D

I thought he had some potential to get grumpy but that sort of surprised me.

Well technically, he told me, "So go **** yourself."

That really hurts. No, wait, it was just gas.

http://www.tivocommunity.com/tivo-vb/showthread.php?p=6167269&highlight=careless#post6167269

Dude. That doesn't even come close to the insults I've received from Ereth. You aren't even in the same league as me. :)

[Makita]

Well rest assured, I still love you retro. <smooch>
so, do we need to tell Retro to go fuck Bruab now, of tell Bruab to fuck Retro, or...? :) (kidding!)
Sorry, new to this, not sure what to do...
...maybe if I read the TCF post, but that would be like reading a manual, which is too scary! :)


Yeah, he got his panties all up in a bunch entering into a political debate, maybe they should make a rule about political topics like this and anything tht might get someone excited...

Disclaimer: just read the 1 post and the topic 'subject' not the 218 leading up to it.

[retrodog]

Well rest assured, I still love you retro. <smooch>
I feel better already. ;)

[RegBarc]

I still love you Retro.

Ereth and I got into one major fight back in the fight club at TCR. It escalated to the point of an actual "do you want to take this outside?"

But, he was very man about the whole thing once the dust settles. So give it a day.

And I've actually met him once in person. And I think that was after the "do you want to take this outside?" incident. Aawwwwkkkward.

[retrodog]

I still love you Retro.

Ereth and I got into one major fight back in the fight club at TCR. It escalated to the point of an actual "do you want to take this outside?"

But, he was very man about the whole thing once the dust settles. So give it a day.

And I've actually met him once in person. And I think that was after the "do you want to take this outside?" incident. Aawwwwkkkward.
I'm a real asskicker so I'm not too worried. I think I can handle it.


Oops, did I say asskicker? I meant asskisser.

[knownzero]

Stop it children. Don't make me stop this car again otherwise I'm going to drop you off on the other side of the border and leave you there to fend for yourselves. How would you like that? Huh? Are we done now? Good. Now eat your fucking ice cream in silence until we get back.

[retrodog]

Stop it children. Don't make me stop this car again otherwise I'm going to drop you off on the other side of the border and leave you there to fend for yourselves. How would you like that? Huh? Are we done now? Good. Now eat your fucking ice cream in silence until we get back.
I think you've landed in Bosnia, under sniper fire, one too many times.

[Fofer]

hissy fit secret santa style?

[walters]

Oh no he di'nt. Looks like he's ready to take this one outside, too

http://www.tivocommunity.com/tivo-vb/showthread.php?p=6168396#post6168396

[pseudonym]

Oh no he di'nt. Looks like he's ready to take this one outside, too

http://www.tivocommunity.com/tivo-vb/showthread.php?p=6168396#post6168396
Yikes. I was on Ereth's side until he threatened to drive to Houston to personally kick Retro's ass.

Oh, who am I kidding? I'm still on Ereth's side. :)

[Gunnyman]

Oh no he di'nt. Looks like he's ready to take this one outside, too

http://www.tivocommunity.com/tivo-vb/showthread.php?p=6168396#post6168396

wow
deep end, meet Ereth
Ereth, meet the deep end.

[bruab]

Somehow the notion of someone having to put off "coming to get you" until after his CT scan seems a bit .... er ... appropriate?

[ced6]

/laughs

Good point.

[retrodog]

Somehow the notion of someone having to put off "coming to get you" until after his CT scan seems a bit .... er ... appropriate?He's thinking ahead. It will come in handy when the doctors are trying to get all the pieces back in the right places.

[knownzero]

Stop it children. Don't make me stop this car again otherwise I'm going to drop you off on the other side of the border and leave you there to fend for yourselves. How would you like that? Huh? Are we done now? Good. Now eat your fucking ice cream in silence until we get back.
I think you've landed in Bosnia, under sniper fire, one too many times.

Come on, this lovely lady would never say anything like that!:

http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Scary%20Hillary%20Clinton.jpg


:2funny:

I'd post this in the thread but I don't want to get banninated (although it's appropriate):

http://www.fstdt.com/funnyimages/uploads/403.jpg

[retrodog]

Stop it children. Don't make me stop this car again otherwise I'm going to drop you off on the other side of the border and leave you there to fend for yourselves. How would you like that? Huh? Are we done now? Good. Now eat your fucking ice cream in silence until we get back.
I think you've landed in Bosnia, under sniper fire, one too many times.

Come on, this lovely lady would never say anything like that!:

http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Scary%20Hillary%20Clinton.jpg


:2funny:

I'd post this in the thread but I don't want to get banninated (although it's appropriate):

http://www.fstdt.com/funnyimages/uploads/403.jpg
LOL. Thanks, you just made my day. :D

[Langree]

I've met Retro.

I fear for Ereth.

Ok, I'm a small disabled guy and Ereth doesn't scare me. I could take him.

:p

[RegBarc]

Oh no he di'nt. Looks like he's ready to take this one outside, too

http://www.tivocommunity.com/tivo-vb/showthread.php?p=6168396#post6168396
ROFL!

FWIW, what he is pissed about now is precisely what precipitated his "let's go chump" to me years ago. I think it's a soft spot on his part.

[montag]

Oh no he di'nt. Looks like he's ready to take this one outside, too

http://www.tivocommunity.com/tivo-vb/showthread.php?p=6168396#post6168396
ROFL!

FWIW, what he is pissed about now is precisely what precipitated his "let's go chump" to me years ago. I think it's a soft spot on his part.
Just Allie must be an illegal. :D

[Skanter]

It a regular f--king loony bin over there...

:rolleyes:

[JustAllie]

Oh no he di'nt. Looks like he's ready to take this one outside, too

http://www.tivocommunity.com/tivo-vb/showthread.php?p=6168396#post6168396
ROFL!

FWIW, what he is pissed about now is precisely what precipitated his "let's go chump" to me years ago. I think it's a soft spot on his part.
Just Allie must be an illegal. :D
:huh:

[retrodog]

Oh no he di'nt. Looks like he's ready to take this one outside, too

http://www.tivocommunity.com/tivo-vb/showthread.php?p=6168396#post6168396
ROFL!

FWIW, what he is pissed about now is precisely what precipitated his "let's go chump" to me years ago. I think it's a soft spot on his part.
What did you say to him to get that response?

[Wilhite]

He told me to "piss off" once. It was in a thread where he was complaining about moving to Texas and I suggested that I-10 ran through San Antonio and he could take it either way to get out.

I wished him good luck in his "effort to escape". That's what prompted the "piss off" comment.

And.. Montag's comments in the thread are gold.

I'm picture Ereth, puttering down the highway toward Houston, other cars whizzing by him while his little electric car is buzzing as fast as it can. He has to stick his head out of the moon roof because he's much to big for the car, he's got a death grip on the wheel, a few veins throbbing on his forehead, and smoke pouring out of his ears.

Oh, and tejano music blaring out of the one speaker in his ride.

[grondramb]

Gold? Not the word I would have chosen.

[montag]

Gold? Not the word I would have chosen.

Oh come on, lighten up. Love me or hate me, that's a funny ass picture. :D

[grondramb]

Gold? Not the word I would have chosen.

Oh come on, lighten up. Love me or hate me, that's a funny ass picture. :D

I enjoy teasing among friends. I can certainly enjoy teasing people I don't like.

what kept me appreciating that image was bringing his weight into it.

[montag]

Gold? Not the word I would have chosen.

Oh come on, lighten up. Love me or hate me, that's a funny ass picture. :D

I enjoy teasing among friends. I can certainly enjoy teasing people I don't like.

what kept me appreciating that image was bringing his weight into it.
I never once mentioned or implied his weight. What part are you talking about? The part with his head out of the moon roof because he is much too big for the small car? I thought it was quite obvious I was referring to his height.

[grondramb]

Then I was mistaken.

[busyba]

If I could F myself, I wouldn't need the internet.

[Gunnyman]

If I could F myself, I wouldn't need the internet.
Nor would I ever leave the house.

[WhoMe]

If I could F myself, I wouldn't need the internet.
Nor would I ever leave the house.
They have incall hookers. :D

[Kiyo]

If I could F myself, I wouldn't need the internet.
Now featuring: the ultimate in inbreeding!

;)

[busyba]

If I could F myself, I wouldn't need the internet.
Now featuring: the ultimate in inbreeding!

;)



I'm my own grandpa. :)

[Langree]

If I could F myself, I wouldn't need the internet.
Now featuring: the ultimate in inbreeding!

;)



I'm my own grandpa. :)

Oh, many, many years ago
When I was twenty-three
I was married to a widow
Who was pretty as can be
This widow had a grown-up daughter
Who had hair of red
My father fell in love with her
And soon the two were wed

This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life
For my daughter was my mother
'Cause she was my father's wife
To complicate the matter
Though it really brought me joy
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy

This little baby then became
A brother-in-law to Dad
And so became my uncle
Though it made me very sad
For if he was my uncle
Then that also made him brother
Of the widow's grown-up daughter
WHo of course is my step-mother

Chorus
I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
Oh, I'm my own grandpa

My father's wife then had a son
Who kept them on the run
And he became my grandchild
For he was my daughter's son
My wife is now my mother's mother
And it makes me blue
Because although she is my wife
She's my grandmother too

Now if my wife is my grandmother
Then I'm her grandchild
And every time I think of it
It nearly drives me wild
For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw
As husband of my grandma
I am my own grandpa

[chorus]

[WhoMe]

[quote=Kiyo;78285]
Now featuring: the ultimate in inbreeding!

;)



I'm my own grandpa. :)
Oh, many, many years ago
When I was twenty-three
I was married to a widow
Who was pretty as can be
This widow had a grown-up daughter
Who had hair of red
My father fell in love with her
And soon the two were wed

This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life
For my daughter was my mother
'Cause she was my father's wife
To complicate the matter
Though it really brought me joy
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy

This little baby then became
A brother-in-law to Dad
And so became my uncle
Though it made me very sad
For if he was my uncle
Then that also made him brother
Of the widow's grown-up daughter
WHo of course is my step-mother

Chorus
I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
Oh, I'm my own grandpa

My father's wife then had a son
Who kept them on the run
And he became my grandchild
For he was my daughter's son
My wife is now my mother's mother
And it makes me blue
Because although she is my wife
She's my grandmother too

Now if my wife is my grandmother
Then I'm her grandchild
And every time I think of it
It nearly drives me wild
For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw
As husband of my grandma
I am my own grandpa

[chorus]
For the reading impaired.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=q0s5Kn9QXtU&feature=related

[retrodog]

If I could F myself, I wouldn't need the internet.
Nor antibiotics.

[Guindalf]

If I could F myself, I wouldn't need the internet.
Nor would I ever leave the house.
They have incall hookers. :D

High Heels on Wheels? :cool:

[Skanter]

While I wasn't intending to contribute to this profound topic, I must admit that I saw I guy on public access TV many years ago -- give himself a BJ. He was double-jointed.

[Makita]

sounds more like Pubic Access TV, to me...
:)

[Skanter]

sounds more like Pubic Access TV, to me...
:)

true.

And he did say he didn't go out much...

[busyba]

While I wasn't intending to contribute to this profound topic, I must admit that I saw I guy on public access TV many years ago -- give himself a BJ. He was double-jointed.

I saw Ron Jeremy do it in a movie once. He wasn't double jointed, he just didn't have very far to bend. ;)

(bear in mind that this was a 70's film, back before the gut :))

[retrodog]

sounds more like Pubic Access TV, to me...
:)

true.

And he did say he didn't go out much...
Probably only for mouthwash.

[Snowman]

I gotta say that Montag's visual was quite good.

However, the question is burning... did Retro go boink himself or not?

[procrastinator]

However, the question is burning... did Retro go boink himself or not?

And, if so, are there pictures? :coolsmiley:

--Debbie