David Carradine's Chilling Swan Song Features All the Straps, Dwarves, and Lady Boys

[grondramb]

http://www.movieline.com/2009/07/dav...-last-role.php

Within the span of one 40-second clip, Carradine manages to menacingly wrap some kind of breath-control tefillin around his arm as he offers up a Gina Gershon-alike and Ryan Seacrest’s pool boys as fleshly gifts to his hit man visitor. Did we mention he also keeps his pet dwarf on a short leash? I’ll admit I have no idea here where to draw the line between fantasy and reality, but I’m suddenly overcome by a wave of sympathy for whatever Thai chambermaid had to clean up that mess.

Wow.

SFW clip that shows the film is weird but that's not the same as good.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cbDRfMPKbg

Fark thread
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[JustAllie]

Originally Posted by grondramb

SFW clip that shows the film is weird but that's not the same as good.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cbDRfMPKbg

Why in the world did YouTube suggest the June 19th White House press briefing after I finished that video?!?!?

[grondramb]

Originally Posted by JustAllie

Why in the world did YouTube suggest the June 19th White House press briefing after I finished that video?!?!?

I don't know... did somebody get screwed that day?

[keirgrey]

Vanessa: I want a divorce!
Thornton Melon: Divorce - I knew we had something in common! Here, sign these.
Vanessa: I'm afraid it's not that easy, Honey! This is gonna cost you plenty!
Thornton Melon: Oh yeah? Let's talk about class a minute, all right?
[pulls out a handful of photos]
Thornton Melon: Here's you and Giorgio in the guest room... classy, isn't it? Here's you and Giorgio in the rumpus room... another classy one, huh? This one I can't figure out... there's you, there's Giorgio... what's with the midget over here?
[Vanessa storms off]
Thornton Melon: Hey, wait! I got more!