Robber ends up with torn genitals, Viagra hangover

[grondramb]

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/sto...58-661,00.html

Shouldn't this start "Dear Penthouse, you'll never believe this but..."

The owner, 28-year-old Olga, agreed to hand over the takings but as she was giving him the money, used her karate skills to knock him to the ground and tie him up with a hairdryer cord.

However, she instead stripped him and cuffed him to a heater with a pair of fluffy pink handcuffs.

She then fed him Viagra and raped him several times over the next four days.

I guess my reaction demonstrates I have a sexist streak.

[grondramb]

And then, OMG, it gets better.

When she was arrested, Olga reported him for robbery.

“What a b**tard,” she complained.

“Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I’ve bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1000 roubles when he left.

[busyba]

Did anybody else have to look up "frenulum"?

[bsnelson]

Originally Posted by busyba

Did anybody else have to look up "frenulum"?

Right here, dude. Sounds like more lube would have helped.

Brad

[Jinx]

This certainly sounds like it could have ended worse.

[BeanMeScot]

Originally Posted by Jinx

This certainly sounds like it could have ended worse.

I saw what you did there.

[InigoMontoya]

Originally Posted by busyba

Did anybody else have to look up "frenulum"?

Nah... It's a popular location for piercings.

[Jinx]

Originally Posted by InigoMontoya

Nah... It's a popular location for piercings.

Yeah. Look up Jacob's Ladder and Prince Albert for more details.

[eddyj]

I had never heard frenulum as anything but the one in your mouth.

[InigoMontoya]

Originally Posted by eddyj

I had never heard frenulum as anything but the one in your mouth.

Well, I do enjoy it when mine is in Agatha's mouth.... does that count?